Some things that you need to know...

One of my supervisors at the Church brought this into me and I thought I'd share it. Read only if you can appreciate a good joke or consider yourself to have some remote sense of humor.


Some Things You Need To Know

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home....maybe at work.)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. ("Honey, I'm home.")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I've always wanted to know.)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)

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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (Ok, so that would be a good thing....)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed. (Looks like lefties have a new mascot!)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)


Happy Hump Day everyone!